This one will make a fine slave, she will.

All I did was teach her about the pineapples and she was mine. Forever.

She makes them pictures for me to send to the groups. For free. Then she lends me her pregnant giraffe to destroy. She even take picture. Then she use picture to help me in plot for world domination. Giraffe even join my head. She is madness yes?

Of course, stupid girl is stupid. Her shoe have problem. Give her wrinkly toes. Also make her very afraid to step up. Too bad. Chance over. She now bow down to me. She will make great slave to me in my marshmallowey empire.

I will work her like rhinoceros and make her eat the sorry flake. Then she share my blessing of doom and pain. To everyone. Forever. And the little marshmallows will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper, "No. I eat you."

Nom.

Here is to more happiness day. With fist and fewt.

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

OLIOOOOO

Time to eat birthday corn.